Jeremiah Wright Proved Barack Obama Is A Christian

Barack Obama at School

Just as the GOP were winding up to paint Barack Obama as Osama bin Laden, the entire Jeremiah Wright fiasco has proven Barack Obama to be a baptised Christian who donated $20,000 to his Christian Church of 20 years last year. The Lord works in mysterious ways. Two weeks ago when John McCain wrapped up the GOP nomination, he had Cincinatti radio personality Bill Cunningham warm up the crowd by chanting “barack Hussein obama” over and over again. The Christian Pastor Reverend Jeremiah Wright obsession has now cut the legs out of what was going to be 8 solid months of Republicans scaring the Hell out of every American with the lie that Barack Obama was a radical Muslim extremist who was going to aid and abet Osama bin Laden in the destruction of America.

Woody Allen said that “politicians are one step below child molesters.” God of Mount Sinai aka God the Father, Jesus Christ, The Holy Spirit, Allah, Elohim, Yehovah carved in stone Himself, “Honor your mother and father, Do not Murder, Do not commit adultery, Do not steal, Do not tell lies about people, and Do not covet your neighbor’s ass, otherwise I will punish you, your children, your grandchildren and your great grandchildren.” For 5 million years until 4,000 years ago when Judaism was invented, every Jew, Christian and Muslim on earth today had the same ancestors, Pagans. We all share the exact same Pagan bloodlines.

White American males, without a white heavyweight boxing champion for 50 years, had to invent Rocky Balboa, who in the upcoming sequel comes out of retirement to wrestle, and fly off the top rope to elbow slam Jeremiah Wright aka The Christian Pastor in the head. Wrestling is fixed, just like politics in most countries. The Chinese government has just stripped the Buddhist leader the 11the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama of his title and replaced him with their own chosen Panchen Lama, 18 year old Gyaltsen Norbu. Christians and Muslims, who do not believe in reincarnation, are anxiously awaiting the reincarnation of the Jewish born Rabbi and Christian Muslim Messiah Jesus Christ. 

In the 2,000 Presidential race, John McCain called Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson “agents of intolerance.” This time around John McCain is cloaking himself in the Holy robes of John Hagee, who called the Catholic Church “The Great Whore of Babylon.”

John Hagee and John McCain’s other spiritual advisor Rod Parsley are both calling for the extermination and genocide of 1.5 billion Muslim men, women and children. Time and age have made John McCain much more tolerant of other religions. Hillary and Chelsea Clinton ran for their lives ducking intense sniper fire as they landed in Belfast to bring peace to Northern Ireland. This happened the day after Hillary Clinton gave a speech to 100 women championing Nafta, which she then rammed down Congress’ throat. Bill Clinton was unable to help as he was too busy in the Oval Office, on his knees, practicing what Gennifer Flowers taught him on Monica Lewinsky. 

Why would Jeremiah Wright say, “God Damn America!” Was it something we did? Was it being the world’s largest poisoner of the earth’s one sky, land and water? Was it bringing Africans to America to lynch, enslave, segregate and torture them? Was it the illegal invasion of Iraq based on lies about Iraqi weapons of mass destruction? It used to be a capital crime to harm the Eucharist. Bob Ueker was one of the first color commentators on network television broadcasts. He will be covering the “Torture” event at the upcoming Beijing Olympics for NBC. 

Barack Obama’s retired pastor Jeremiah Wright is now unable to receive honors and make speeches because of threats being made against his life. Jeremiah Wright has become the new Natalie Maines. Ann Dunham, Barack Obama’s lily white Kansas mother taught Indonesian business executives in the American embassy in Jakarta that “the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.”  

Last year the conservative magazine “Insight” reported on their website that Barack Obama attended a radical Muslim extremist madrassah in elementary school in Jakarta before returning to his birthplace in Hawaii to live with his grandparents when he was 10. In fact, while in Jakarta young Barack Obama attended a Catholic school, and the State Elementary School Menteng 01, a multi faith school in an upscale neighborhood. Look at his class photo above. Which madrassah has boys and girls studying together? John McCain sought out the Christian Pastor John Hagee’s endorsement to kill two birds, one Catholic and one Muslim with one stone. The silence over John Hagee from the American Muslim and Catholic communities has been deafening. 

The American media has been geshrying endlessly over John McCain’s mistake in saying four times that “Iran is training al Qaeda fighters and then sending them into Iraq to kill American soldiers.” How quickly we forget. How did we end up in the 100 year quagmire in Iraq?  

Well, first, Natalie Maines and Valerie Plame had to be put down. Then, America had to be convinced that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction which they were going to use on America. Yesterday Darth Cheney said, “Iran is building nuclear weapons.” John McCain is publicly singing the Beach boys tune “Bomb Iran.” John McCain is screaming to anyone who will listen that the greatest threat to the world is Islam.  

Preparing the American people for war with Iran is like Search Engine Optimization. Just like George Bush lied us into Iraq by spamming these false keywords into our minds endlessly, “Saddam Hussein was partners with al Qaeda in 911.”, John McCain has now begun to repeat endlessly that Iran is building weapons of mass destruction, Iran is training al Qaeda who attacked us on 911 and Iran is killing American soldiers. Prior to George Bush, Hillary Clinton and John McCain invading Iraq, Hillary Clinton personally, al Qaeda wasn’t even in Iraq. Saddam Hussein hated Osama bin Laden’s guts. Now al Qaeda of Iraq has 850 soldiers in Iraq.  

Speaking of Osama bin Laden, nobody has seen him since 2001. The last time we saw the real bin Laden, he was frail, had kidney failure, was on dialysis, and his cheeks were gaunt. The CIA needed a bogeyman, and so they hired a much blacker, fatter, rotund, totally black bearded Clairol bin Laden to impersonate Osama for the past 7 years on videotape. The American people are nothing if not naïve and gullible. Both Pervez Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto stated that bin Laden died long ago. WTC building 7 was not hit by anything but collapsed into its own footprint from smoke inhalation. Bill Clinton denied inhaling – he licked the filter. 

Pope Benedict XVI is on his way here now to pay us a visit. Meanwhile, Jordan’s Prince Ghazi, 138 world wide Muslim Scholars, religious leaders and politicians, Pope Benedict XVI, the Archbishop of Canterbury, countless world wide Christian leaders, and the Chief Rabbi of Israel have united as One under the God of Mount Sinai and the two greatest commandments of God of Mount Sinai, “Love God” and “Love your neighbor (on the tiny ball called Earth) as you love yourself.” They have been so successful that in just three months their peace website page ranking has gone from zero to six.  

John McCain and John Hagee will be greeting Pope Benedict XVI on the tarmac at J.F.K., where John McCain and Ashley Alexandra Dupre will serenade Pope Benedict XVI, the modern day champion of world peace and climate change with a special rendition of John McCain’s favorite song, “Joy to the World”, here: “I’m a straight shootin’ son of a gun. Jeremiah was a bullfrog. If I were the King of the world, Tell you what I’d do, I’d throw away the cars and the war.” If we weren’t addicted to gasoline, we wouldn’t be gearing up to slaughter 1.5 billion Musilm men, women and children for oil, in the name of God. God will not need Jeremiah Wright’s urging to damn us all to Hell forever, if he is watching what we are all about to do – people who live in glass countries…as Antarctica slides into the sea, singing “Joy to the World, joy to the fishes in the really deep blue sea, covering up the statue of liberty.”

Karen Fish is a writer currently living in Los Angeles California. The Temple of Love – The World Peace Religion makes peace among and unites Christianity Islam Judaism and Everyone else and the Countries they all live in as the first step towards world peace, by tying everyone together with their common threads and resolving all of their differences once and for all.